This is kind of amazing. Let's review my top five:
{5} Sharing is for shmucks. He's older, he was probably in the cart first, and his sister looks like a serial killer. I'm gonna have to agree with the kid on this one. He should have his own leg hole.
{4} Oh, man. I get it, little buddy. I have those days too. The exhaustion kicks in and you're just so overwrought with emotion you can't understand your own logic. Also, on these days, I don't want to leave the house either.
{3} If I had a penny for every time this happened to me in college after an all-out-nighttime bender.. you wake up, and that glorious box of leftovers you've been saving has somehow disappeared.. who the hell ate my snack?!
{2} Some people (and dogs) just don't have respect for others. It's kind of like when you're trying to pass that large group of dilly-dalliers in the mall, and yet they feel the need to span the entire width of the hallway so that you can't pass. It's infuriating.
{1} GIRL! I TOTALLY UNDERSTAND. I think that may be the worst news in the history of .. well, history. Bacon is delicious, and hearing someone tell you you're being cut off from eating any more.. I just can't imagine a fate more horrendous. Someone call child protective services.
That first literally made me laugh out loud. LOVE IT!
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